“The Old Shits” is a 3 book series, featuring situations that take place in the Southland Senior Care Center (aka S.S.C.C.) where every single day something epic happens. They’re old, they’re dying and they’re not holding back! A senile clairvoyant warns them all that when The Good, The Bad and The Ugly die. They all will Die!! It contains VERY explicit material and it’s politically incorrect to the MAX! Included is some pinups and extra delinquencies to extend the hilarities of this sarcastic debaucherous comedy. Ready for your sponge bath?? Mature Audience only!
In the 1st part of this series two precocious kids wearing masks, enter the S.S.C.C. looking for long time resident Bethaleena Milfhoor aka Loosey Lucy (a retired porn star), hoping to score with the former seductress. But things unexpectedly go awry and the beloved Mrs. Milfhoor turns up murdered. Officer Dickhead arrests the wrong suspect and circumstances involving the loony residents and staff entwine as a background story connecting the 3 installments unravel. You’ll get introduced to Pippa the plumber, Miles Noland the janitor, Sergeant B. Wankings, Doctor Shithead, Grampa Grumpies, Mr. Conehead, Old Man Jinx among other crazy shits.
Created by Adam Geyer.