“The Old Shits” is a 3 book series, featuring situations that take place in the Southland Senior Care Center (aka S.S.C.C.) where every single day something epic happens. They’re old, they’re dying and they’re not holding back! A senile clairvoyant warns them all that when The Good, The Bad and The Ugly die. They all will Die!! It contains VERY explicit material and it’s politically incorrect to the MAX! Included is some pinups and extra delinquencies to extend the hilarities of this sarcastic debaucherous comedy. Ready for your sponge bath?? Mature Audience only!
The 3rd installment brings conclusion to this tale, but not without a bang! The kids piss off their elders and get kicked out of the car on the side of a dirt road where The Witch Bitch is known to reside. She loves children in a savory way. Mr. Conehead orders The Ugly to complete his devious plan that will demolish S.S.C.C. We also meet Agatha G. Fokurself aka the Suicideman, an unfortunate schmuck whose ultimate goal is to commit suicide but the only thing he ends up losing is a different body part on every attempt, thanks to the miraculous intervention of Dr. Shithead who won’t let him die no matter how desperately Agatha begs to let him meet his demise. On the bright side two sexy hot nurses treat Flashback Sampson an old POW with a viagra pill, it’s all fun and games until the prophecies start to take form. We’ll see what destiny really has in store for the The Old Shits and company. For extra fun in this edition we included some of the most passionate letters from our fan base and pin-ups galore!
Created by Adam Geyer.